Sunday, September 23, 2012

Signs He’s a Douchebag



“You sleep together, he drops you off the same night and says, ‘well, thanks for coming out,’” Laura.

“Any guy who makes you feel insecure on purpose is a douche.” Gavin

“You’re sleeping together but can’t be Facebook friends. Red flag!” Brenda

“Flipping off the camera is lame,” Melanie

“He says it’s cool if you see other guys while he is sleeping with you.  Ladies, this is not someone you want to spend time with.  What dude wants to share that?” John

 “He doesn’t text you back.  Everyone has their phone with them 24x7.  It’s a sign he only cares to speak to you when it’s convenient for him,” Alex

“He texts you at 2:00AM to hang out,” Stacey

“If he’s texting while you’re out at dinner or going to the bathroom with his phone, he’s likely texting someone else,” David

“If you have been seeing one another for six months and you’re not exclusive, you’re being used,” Mike

“You have met him 10 times and he always says ‘nice to meet you’,” Kellie

“He won’t return the jewelry you left at his house, even through his doorman,” Stacey

“You have been sleeping together and doing “couple things” and he refers to the time you spend together as “hanging out”,” Michael (Note: BDC gives a big thumbs-up to this one. So disrespectful).

“The following happened to someone I know…she went on a date with this guy and after they kissed he told her he was married,” Heather

“You catch him in a lie and he tries to lie his way out of it,” Desiree

“He puts his phone on silent around you,” April

“He won’t let you use his phone without freaking out,” Annie

“He thinks Happy Hour is a date,” Stacey

“He wants you to be at his beck-and-call but when you call, it’s radio silence,” Rachel

“He disappears when you already have plans to hang out, and then the next day tells you that he fell asleep at 8pm and that he has sleeping pattern issues and that a proof of this issue is that he was born asleep….yeah, true story!” Francesca

“He goes on a business trip and you don’t hear from him until he gets back,” Faith

“He asks you to pay for dinner and then wants your leftovers!” Lindsey

“He starts dating you…and later informs you that he is still living with his ex-wife..wait you mean..YOUR WIFE!!!!” Kaley

  Bring you to a bar for a 1st date instead of dinner and coffee…..total Douche!

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