Have a Problem Being a Man

I see you are sitting online on Whatsapp

And maybe you are also missing what we had,

It's too late in the a.m., you could be checking me
or is there a new man? Well who'd have a problem being yer man..
Does he pull your hair like I did? Do you watch movies with whoever he is? 
& smile when you hear him giggle at something that don't make you laugh?
Does your voice make him uneasy in the stomach? like it does to this man?

Did he ask you to use more of your Car's brakes? This do we really got to complicate?

Knowing you, you are a piece of hard-work.. but I am ready now to put in my efforts,

I even heard your favourite song, I think the lyrics describe what we had going on.

What did we have, girl? Why are you busy pretending you don’t remember?

You cant just cut me off like a flock of your hair. What I did was slightly different,

Ofcourse I'd have a problem being a Man when I'd get caught up with my friends, 
Don’t you know they are all dickheads.

I can’t scroll down your number now and whats his name, the one you brought around

To mess my entity, like a stupid move of Chess.

The bartenders know your name, girl.. Don’t go to the bars I go to

Unless you wanna hear my side of the tale, girl… the one I made where I look good too.

The bartender convinces me you will come around by the time I reach the 4^th round,

But I am sat wondering why it did not work out.. why is my bed-side empty and mind’s not?

But if you are mixing your beers with tears then I am tasting mine with regret,

If you are lying that you don’t care then you should know I haven’t even slept..

Have left the main door open, even got numbers of your favourite Order-In

Got a pack of beers to keep me company until you decide to walk in =)

There's a pack of Marlboro Lights in the drawer next to me,

We will go to the kitchen to light it, whenever you feel like smoking.

Think I will tell the guard to not doze off on duty again, but be sure he lets ya in

Hope you walk in soon, my heart’s sick of dropping beats with every car driving in.

We don’t have to decide tonight, where all we went wrong, or where we goin'

But if you want, I would get my data and make you a presentation,

My friends keep saying I am losing my mind and you are never coming back

Well! They used to say I could do better.. now how wrong was that!

Who cares what they say, girl.. cant be any harder,
I have missed you down to each milliletre of every bottle

I know you are gonna act like it don't even matter,

Cuz you are sick of me, seems like we finally ran out of water.

Think I will be a man and call yer number, if you will listen

But we both know I have a problem being a man and you have a problem listenin'
But see I pressed "Send" on this text, let me hear you drive in to forgive me,

But if you don't, we'd blame it on the late night, empty bed, beers & who I used to be.